But I don't know

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/03/2018 at 21:24 • Filed to: None

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What does this mean, BMW?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:27

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Engage Sport Drive M-Dynamic Plus Track Mode?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:27

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BMW: *wink wink*

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:29

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too many buttons but the materials are so sharp

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:35

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“Fromthis angle our gear selector looks like a butt plug.”

AkursedX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:43

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BMW’s strange probiscus-shaped shift-knob confuses me.

extraspecialbitter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:43

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yodawgiheardyouliketoleasecarssoweleasedtheleasesoyoucanleasemoreleasesforyafam.dwg

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:47

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Manual swap?

Rico > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:48

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I’ve driven two BMWs with these and after the first 5 mins I was using it like a pro. It’s not anywhere near as bad as I expected.

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:48

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I’d be confused if this was a close-up of a turn signal switch. This makes more sense.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:49

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I don’t know what to do because your shifter is a confusing mess.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 21:53

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Rico 01/03/2018 at 22:32

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It shouldn’t take 5 minutes to figure out how to use.

GE90man > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 22:33

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Wait, but what do I do? Is that shifter meant to... *ahem*.... go anywhere in particular?

Brickman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 22:49

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Took me longer to figure out the signal lights. I see why BMW drivers dont use them :P

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2018 at 23:43

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A car designed to make you take your eyes off the road.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 00:26

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Is this supposed to inspire me to go out for a drive? I mean the 7 series has never been a driver’s car besides, but now it’s a boat. It’s not a “go drive for fun” car. It’s a “make you feel fancy on your commute” car.

Rico > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 00:47

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I never said it took me 5 mins to figure out. I said within 5 mins of using it it was natural.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 00:57

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It’s tacky and I hate it.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 01:46

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Great, now BMW’s including even more convenience features.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 05:23

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You know what to do

Get a Jag?

If you’re not going to propose a manual, at least get the auto shifter right

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/04/2018 at 10:30

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Buy a car from another maker with a manual transmission?

Nauraushaun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2018 at 05:34

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fuck it